Surgery is over. Typing sucks, because the surgeon numbed my hand to last about twelve hours. I have no idea why, but my hand feels like a balloon.
He said the surgery went well, which is expected. I doubt he'd tell me he hiccuped, slipped, and cut a nerve. I know I wouldn't.
I have no pain in my arm, and all my fingers wiggle as commanded. That's good; I might need to flip someone the bird.
In Case You've Wondered
My blog is where my wandering thoughts are interspersed with stuff I made up. So, if while reading you find yourself confused about the context, don't feel alone. I get confused, too.
If you're here for the stories, I started another blog: scratchingforchange.blogspot.com
One other thing: sometimes I write words you refuse to use in front of children, or polite company, unless you have a flat tire, or hit your thumb with a hammer.
I don't use them to offend; I use them to embellish.
Monday, May 18, 2015
One Handed Typing
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Glad to hear that the surgery went well. And I really hope that your middle finger salute remains intact. There are some things you just don't want to live without. :)ReplyDelete
The fingers work well, although they were a little slow for a few days.Delete
Yay on successful surgery! If things start feeling weird, you might want to have them check for Junior Mints. I can't stop myself from asking every doctor who's had his surgical way with me if he eats Junior Mints while he works. Most of them hate Seinfeld for that.ReplyDelete
Seriously, dude, I'm very glad it's turning out well.
I'm a little concerned about pissing my doctor off. I have one more hand to repair, and I'd hate to wake to find it sewed between my butt cheeks.Delete
Your blogs have always been entertaining, but hit an extra humor gear blogging while anesthetized. Keep going before it wears off!ReplyDelete
I can't remember much of anything after the surgery. That's probably good, since such things can be embarrassing.Delete
Hope the healing process proceeds smoothly!ReplyDelete
So far it's good....I guess.Delete