So, while pissing and moaning, I write to request readers to post a number in sequence to verify they aren't bots. People responded. It's like I walked into a huge, empty bar, offered to buy everyone a drink and find out everyone went to the restroom at the same time.
The reply count is over 100, the visits are over 750 and I found some things I need to write about:
- There are many people that read my blog.
- Many of those people can't count worth a shit.
- I'm overwhelmed by the response.
- I feel like Kevin Costner in the last scene, when the cars are lined up for miles, everyone is coming to the game and the only thought I have is: "Damn, I forgot the port-a-potties. I damn sure won't need to worry about fertilizing around 5 acres of corn."
I am humbled, thank all for visiting and need to be more careful about what I write.
Leave a quarter on the toilet.
In Case You've Wondered
My blog is where my wandering thoughts are interspersed with stuff I made up. So, if while reading you find yourself confused about the context, don't feel alone. I get confused, too.
If you're here for the stories, I started another blog: scratchingforchange.blogspot.com
One other thing: sometimes I write words you refuse to use in front of children, or polite company, unless you have a flat tire, or hit your thumb with a hammer.
I don't use them to offend; I use them to embellish.
Saturday, August 24, 2013
A Post About a Post
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I noticed some of the "counters" and wondered how they managed to get to the internet in the first place. I just looked at the comments, saw I was number 51 and put that number down.ReplyDelete
Now, request that everyone leave a comment, then put a link to MY blog here. lol
I was amazed. While being a smartass, I threw down the gauntlet, was quickly bitch-slapped and found you don't throw rocks if you live in a glass house.Delete
My favorite comment/number was NCC-1701ReplyDelete
That WAS a very good comment. I think it might have been a Star Trek fan....or not.Delete
Sorry, menopausal moment! LolReplyDelete
...and it was appreciated.Delete
You are welcome....of course Pissed took my glory. But, he's like that...ReplyDelete
Like I've said, write and they will come and now you've the proof.
The both of you pushed my counter over 70,000. That's a number I thought was impossible to reach.Delete
Surely you knew that we're all a bunch of smart asses!ReplyDelete
I did, but I didn't think you'd all pile on.Delete
If i got to leave a quarter Iam not watching my aimReplyDelete
That's the rules. You spray, you pay.Delete
Since you got rid of the damn captcha, I may just start commenting more.ReplyDelete
Oh hell, that's a lie, you know it, I know it, even the damn dog knows it.
I don't remember when I turned the captcha off. I figured it was better to delete unwanted comments than listen to crickets chirp.Delete
You're gonna have to work to fish my quarter out of the bottom of the bowl.ReplyDelete
The way the treated water is constantly fubaring the guts of my commode, the quarter will be found shortly and much appreciated for the new fill valve.Delete
We're in a recession. I'm leaving a dime at bestReplyDelete
F**king with you never gets old.ReplyDelete
It's like an addiction, only with less health consequences.Delete
Glad I could help get you inundated :)ReplyDelete
I appreciate it.Delete
"be more careful about what I write"...ReplyDelete
Only if you're worried your boss might be reading.
The rest of us probably visit to read considered non-PC ideas.
Well, some of us anyway.