In Case You've Wondered

My blog is where my wandering thoughts are interspersed with stuff I made up. So, if while reading you find yourself confused about the context, don't feel alone. I get confused, too.

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One other thing: sometimes I write words you refuse to use in front of children, or polite company, unless you have a flat tire, or hit your thumb with a hammer.

I don't use them to offend; I use them to embellish.

Tuesday, August 13, 2013

A Roving Capitol

Wouldn't that be nice? No single city that can turn into a morass of corrupt asses? No base for lobbyist? No single city that can abuse the money from the taxpayers? No single location to enjoy the fruits of government money?

I think it's a good idea. Keep them sonsabitches moving; no set place; less ability to choose winners and losers; a demand that every city get a chance to host the legislators; or not,  and a reduction in the amount of money used to house, provide offices and staff the crooked bastards we call Congressional representative.

Even better: House them in tent cities. Make them crap in port-a-can. Have them eat M.R.E.'s and shoot the first bastard that tries to bring in something special, since they have personal wealth. Make them understand that some poor bastard worked sixteen hour days, is barely making ends meet and really doesn't give a rat's ass about diversity and global warming.


  1. Move the White House to Detroit. Overnight, Airforce One would be stripped to it's landing gears and all the rims would be removed from the Secret Service vehicles. THEN let's hear about the Stand Your Ground law being revoked.

    1. Wouldn't that be special. Obama shooting a burglar stripping his car.

  2. It's bad enough here.
    Bring Obama, there goes the neighborhood.

    1. That's what's so good about the idea. After awhile, nobody would host the roving Capitol and people would begin to realize how much of government is totally unnecessary.